What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Crypto
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I like my women like I like my diving pools. Wet and deep.
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke /playsound pained_laugh
What's the time? How would I know?
I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.