What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
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Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.