A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
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Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.