Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
Bruh
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What is everyone’s favorite favorite class? None because people don’t like school
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook
Everyone “look it’s super man” me “no it’s an emo” everybody “oh”.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"? Because it carried water and another word for water is aqua. duhh
During school today a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it it was the principals number
Your hairline so big I was used and a highway