My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
Bob
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid.
Two wongs don't make a white
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
Potatoes
Penis
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
guys you know any best rape roleplay (im a guy btw)