How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
Cause it was two tired
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road
He was stuck in the crack
What do u call a mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!