What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist? They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old
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Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW? Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom
What do call a physically disabled male that take turns performing fellatio on a group of gay men inside the men's lockerroom at the gym? A physically disabled gay man that has finally came out of the closet
Why is Donald duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Wanna see my pp again
what is it called when an orphan takes a selfie
a family photo
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
Why did 10 have PTSD because he was in the middle of 9/11
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
A woman accused a man of raping her. She called him an animal. I knew she was lying because animals don't rape.
Why was the blonde raped?
Because she didn't want to be left out
How do you rape someone in slow motion?
In a swimming pool
What do you call a midget that waves?
A microwave!
What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy
Your hairline goes further back than your mums divorce
What do you call an orphans family tree? A stump.