I got jealous when my phone dies.
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whats steven hawkings favourite meal? his left shoulder
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
are you acid cause i want to throw at my face
how do you get the emo girl out of the tree
you cut the rope
Why can't orphans play baseball, Because they dont know where home is. :)
hi this is not a joke plz like or i will be verrrrrrry sad -_-