AAlyssa5 years agoWhat did Adam say when he saw Eve?Answer: "Wo-man!'My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
AAlyssa3 years agoQ: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
AAlyssa4 years agoSo I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"