sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
A-non-mouse
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
why can't orphans be gay? because then they would be home-osexual
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
How do you make an orphan’s hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren’t.
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why do orphans hate Geometry? Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone I know this is a very corny joke.
orphans are so unwanted, that when one direction saw one, it went the other direction
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns because they don't exist.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What's an orphan's favourite song? Gimme Shelter