How do you make an orphan’s hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
A-non-mouse
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”