Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species. I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn't want to be argon.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.