Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
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I once had a patient who wanted to change his species. I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn't want to be argon.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.