《《 rmk 》1 year agoIf you were driving when all the sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?The brakes you sick bastard.
《《 rmk 》1 year agoWhy is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it
《《 rmk 》1 year agoAmber Heard morning schedule: - Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower