Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...
girls: boys are like games there meant to get played boys: girls are like stones the flat ones get skipped
Me when people ask how old my Girlfriends are: There 2 their 4 their 6 their 8.
why do Mexicans eat tacos because there border hopers
Knock knock Who’s there Cabbage Cabbage who Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock Who’s there Broccoli Broccoli who Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock Who’s there Goliath Goliath who I need to Goliath down and sleep!
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them but now it's a sensitive subject.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
What the difference with you and a Barbie there is no difference both of your face is fake
What does the W stand for in Africa? Water. Too bad there’s no W in Africa.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ach Ach who? Bless you
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
knock knock whose there ruff ruff ruff ruff who let the dogs out
