Thats what she said jokes

Funeral

  • I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

    Innuendo

  • I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

    Basketball

  • When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

    My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

    He didn't realize what was about to happen.

    "That's what she said!"

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  • Shampoo

  • I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

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