Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Technician Jokes
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?