Strawberry cake jokes

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.