Sorbet jokes

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Alya?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Sister.