Soccer team jokes
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
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