School laptop jokes

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

like this if you don't like school.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.