A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Guy 2 whispering : oh i got tired of acting gay
Guy 1: i heard you, why are you acting gay ?
Guy 2: to attract gays and then give them an advice
Guy 1: so what's your advice to me ?
Guy 2: that i just know you're gay
LoL xD
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
What does a "transgender" womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???
~they're both a dick in a box
A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home. She realizes she's pregnant, and has a baby boy.
The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.
The third year, she's feelling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father1"
Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts
What's the best thing about beating up orphans
They can't tell they're parents
Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
how do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell em to clap until they're parents come home
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're Dead.
You. You’re a joke.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
