You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Wife: I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression
Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands
Why can’t orphans play gta and get five stars because they’re not wanted
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired
Why do they call them apartments when they're together?
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight 😂
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
