When you're sad hit an orphan
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why can’t Orphans play Baseball? They don’t know we’re home is
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
You’re so trash that when I dropped you off I got a ticket for littering.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13 just do em in your head
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
Why are gay guys so rude
Because they’re fucking assholes
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan? What're they gonna do, tell their parents?
