Raciness jokes

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"