Raciness jokes

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.