PHS jokes
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
My pp.