PHS jokes

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.