PHS Jokes

Why isn’t the word orphan spelled with a f instead of ph because that f stands for family and the word orphan doesn’t have a family

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)