Penis jokes jokes
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Really bad penis joke.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.