Penis jokes jokes

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Really bad penis joke.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.