Penis jokes jokes
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
My penis is tied in a knot.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Really bad penis joke.