Parent signature jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.