Other cannibal jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his ass.

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?

Both have eight legs.

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?