Motivational speaker jokes

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.