Mobile Home jokes

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

What feature does an orphan's phone not have?

A home button.

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.