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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A screenshot of a message showing a dolphin-like head and the text: Me: "cums in the ocean." 20 years later in front of my door.  Below this message is another message saying: "I would like you to stop messaging me".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon rat with gold chains and a diamond pendant is at the top. Below are two green text bubbles saying "*Biggie cheese walks in*" and "What's up guys its BIGGIE CHEESE". Below this is a gray text bubble saying "Sir this is the suicide prevention hotline".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A yellow container labeled "Netles Chesquik Cheese Milk" with a cartoon of Chester Cheetah holding a glass of cheese milk. It states: "25% MORE CHEESE than the leading brand."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from The SPAM® Brand asking people to stop reporting their tweets for spam, followed by a pop-up menu with the options "It's spam", "It's inappropriate", and "Cancel".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels of a drawing. The first panel shows a hand dipping a toothpick into a container. The second panel shows a hand using the toothpick to clean under a toe nail. The third panel shows a foot with blurred motion, suggesting the person flung their foot away.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An image of a muscular saber-toothed cat saying: "Go ahead, call the cops. They cannot unshit your grandma's cremation urn."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A tree with a hammer and a comb stuck in the bark. The text above the image reads: "Slavcalibur. He who pulls it from the tree becomes the king of Yugoslavia."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Four black and white images show a man being tortured by having a liquid poured into his mouth. The text below reads "Lieutenant commander John McCain suffers unspeakable torture at the hands of the North Vietnamese (Hanoi, 1968)".
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    Lostin Flowers
    1 year ago

    Now that's the piece I'm missing!

    The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with glasses and a beard is talking to the camera with the text "So apparently the rape advice hotline is for 'victims'" at the bottom. The man looks confused.
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