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Heroin Monkey

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

Face mc shooty

The image shows the text "We become what we hate." Below the text there is the caption "That one friend:" with a screen capture of an actor staring intently.

MATTIX

Teslas suck

The image shows two trucks, with the text "TOP: THE TESLA TRUCK" above the upper truck, and "BOTTOM: SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T LOOK STUPID" below the lower truck. The upper truck is a Tesla Cybertruck. The lower one is a Ford F-150.

MATTIX

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel. The top panel is a scene from Dragon Ball Z where Goku is looking at a smaller figure standing on a rock and saying 'Let's fight somewhere empty'. Below is a screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled 'List of social media sites that do not access private user data' with an image of Goku and Vegeta fighting.

LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

LtPancakes98

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a conversation. The first message asks to tell a joke using every letter of the alphabet. The second message responds with an alphabet and a cheese pun.

Pankake

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

DIANEE

someone didn't eat it

The image shows a bearded dragon in two panels. The top panel shows the lizard looking to the left with the text: "I see you poured your heart and soul into that salad. It would be a shame if..." The bottom panel shows the same lizard looking forward with the text: "...someone didn't eat it".

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Tsukuyomi

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Adolf kitler

awww

A cat is looking forward, holding a leaf in its mouth. Text on the image reads: She was constantly staying near the fish market and watching people come to buy fish. She took a leaf that fell from the tree and came to the owner. On the first day, surprised, he took her "money" and gave her a fish. From that day on, every morning she comes with a leaf to "buy" fish.

Anonymous

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Mark Zuckerberg with a serious expression, accompanied by text that reads "That COVID meme violates community guidelines. You are banned." The right panel shows a smiling Mark Zuckerberg with glasses, and the text says, "Yea bro I agree! There are only TWO GENDERS!"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of many ducklings swimming together in a pond. The text on the image says: "I don't have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me, which is cool."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The meme shows the definition of Anatidaephobia, which is the fear that a duck is watching you. Then, it shows a picture of a cute duckling and asks what people think the duck, named Jimmy, is afraid of. The bottom half of the meme shows a small bird hiding in a wooden structure, showing what Jimmy is actually afraid of.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

SlothyMemes

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

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