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For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."

Roshambo

A clown is looking out of a sewer. The text says, "I got hand sanitizer down here..."

ohio_armpit

A clown with white face paint, a red nose, and red hair is in a sewer grate with the text 'I got hand sanitizer down here...'

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Grizzlymilk

A man with glasses and a beard is looking directly at a security camera. Text on top says: "Hey, Vsauce Michael here. Your home security is great. Or is it?"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel cartoon showing a mom and son in the first panel, with the son saying "Mom come here... HURRY! Daddy dressed up as a Piñata." In the second panel, the mom looks distraught and is crying while the son is holding a stick and ready to hit the dad, who is hanging like a piñata.

Heroin Monkey

A mugshot of a man named Barry Larry Terry with wide, startled eyes. The text below states that he was arrested for unlawful possession of a wild racoon and not having a headlamp on his bicycle. The text above the image says "There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot."

Chez

I’m just gonna leave this here

The image shows a cartoon fish with a human-like face with text saying "Doesn't seem to be any cringe around he-" on the top and a close-up of the same fish's eyes on the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a drawing of a group of people in the background with a dog in the foreground. The text reads: "I am very happy to be here. These people are my friends. I'm glad everyone is having fun. :) I'm a dog. This is great. I'm hungry."

Heroin Monkey

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

Willy b

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

Wade

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Hi peeps

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

The Unknown King of Moderation

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

✨Jassy✨

What a nice floor we got here

A still image of two men sitting in chairs on a television set. The men are looking directly at the camera, not very enthusiastic. The text above them says: "When the teacher asks who is presenting next."

LoserIsPro

idk what to put here

The image shows three cartoon characters on a simple gray background with some small dry trees. The left character is a pink box-shaped object labeled "Reddit". In the center, a yellow Tennis ball is screaming and is labeled "Any scene from BFB 15." On the right, a pink flower character, labeled "JackNJellify" is looking to the left, towards the Tennis ball, with a concerned look on its face.

DaRey1Cray

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Heroin Monkey

A Capri Sun drink pouch with the text "Damn this shit kinda hydrating." "I NEED her bouncing and moaning on it." and "The Federal Government must fall."

The ugly rats ALT account

Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)

A young girl is shown in a close-up shot, holding a small jar up to her mouth as if eating something from it. Her expression is neutral with slight downward look. The background is blurry and out of focus, showing a wall with framed art.

MEME LORD

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

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