Friend Memes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."

A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."

me when I draw my friends <3

A black and white sketch of a character named Angel Dust in a playful pose. It is done with ink on lined paper. The name "Angel Dust" is written in cursive above the figure. There is also a faint outline of a dragon below him.

Hola, my name is Jose

A meme featuring a man's face peering through a window with the text "Walking past a class that your friend is in."

A still from Donkey Kong 64 is on the left side of the image. Text to the right of Donkey Kong spells out the acronym 'FRIENDS' with the first entry being 'F. Autism'.

The best type of trio friend group

A three-panel drawing shows different types of friend groups with three friends each. In the first panel, the friends are doing the heart hands gesture. In the second panel, the friends are also doing the heart hands gesture, but it is not as well defined. In the third panel, the friends are fighting.

A still from the animated TV show "Hazbin Hotel" shows a character named Vaggie with an annoyed look on her face on the left. On the right is Alastor, a red deer demon, smiling with a mischievous look on his face. Above the characters are captions. Vaggie is labeled "My Friends" and Alastor is labeled "Me, sending them memes at 3 am."

A screenshot of the video game Elden Ring, showing a character with the name "****er", due to the game censoring the word "butt". The full character name should be Butter.

The image is a screenshot of a Urban Dictionary entry for Kendrick Lamar, defining him as someone who recently won the beef with Drake. Below, a dialogue shows two friends. The first friend quotes a line from the song, seemingly unable to name an actual song, resulting in the second friend calling the first one a "fake fan".

It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.

I wish my friends would give me this shirt

A black t-shirt with a picture of the Twin Towers. Instead of buildings, the towers are spaghetti and the words "Never Forgetti" are written on the shirt.

The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"

hundred percent ture

The image shows three lines of text. The first line reads "STRANGERS think I'm quiet". The second line says "MY FRIENDS think I'm out-going". The third line says "MY BESTFRIENDS know that I'm completely insane!".

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Friendship

The image shows three cartoon figures. The central yellow figure is labeled "ME". On the left, a blue figure labeled "MY FRIEND" is holding a knife to the central figure. On the right, a green figure labeled "MY OTHER FRIEND" is also holding a knife to the central figure. Text at the top reads: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HATE EACH OTHER".

This is my best friend wean we play dbd

A young person looks down at a phone with a text bubble above saying, "Yes nigga I'm black".

Me when my friends start flirting with each other

A close-up of a digital drawing of a character with pink hair and cat ears. The character's expression is one of slight discomfort, with a small frown and eyes looking straight ahead. The background is black.

Dear explain bear, why are you impolite to my fellow human friends. This is such a predicament. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A close-up of a young blonde girl with a wide smile, showing her teeth. She looks happy and has rosy cheeks.

Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid

A close-up of a man wearing a green cap with a white inscription and a white shirt. He is looking slightly to the right with a confused expression.

yes

A friend asks if they play on a pc or a console. The answer is "Yes" A controller with a keyboard on the surface is displayed.