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A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"

Wade

The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.

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Florida Man
You can't defeat me.
Michigan Man
I know, but he can.
Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal
Cavity

Hollow Knight Beater

LOL only HK fans get it

A character with a white mask and a dark cloak is thinking. There is the text “just found out about the infection, dang that stuff sucks” on the image.

Jazzy💕

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The top panel shows Darth Vader with his red lightsaber with the text "BIOLOGY STUDENTS". The bottom panel shows an angry person shouting with the text "FROGS".

Willy b

A dark, grainy image of a large group of people sitting and standing. The people are dressed in old-fashioned clothes and have white glowing eyes. Text at the bottom of the image reads: "A small town in Kansas was destroyed from a tornado. While looking through the rubble, the first responders found this picture."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a job posting with the title 'Head Receiver'. Below it states 'Typically responds within 4', followed by a salary of '$18-$25 an hour', and an 'Easily apply' button.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a game review on Steam. The user 'Bob Frenchman' has played the game for 12,290.5 hours and recommends the game, stating 'played it a bit, it's ok'. This review received a lot of 'helpful' and 'funny' votes. The text '12,290.5 hrs on record' is shown twice in the image, highlighting the significant amount of time spent playing the game.

Heroin Monkey

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

chat i found me.

A man is smiling with his eyes half closed. He has a beard and cartoonish cat ears and hearts drawn on the picture. The text on the image says: "Getting Rejected from Art School"

Adolf kitler

A cat is held by a person while wearing a pair of red and white mittens. The text on the image reads: "BEHOLD! I found my mittens!"

Toast ツ

PurplePanda

Did yall know this?

The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.

not_pimi_gal2009

When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.

The image shows a promotional banner for "Queen Elizabeth" in the "Icon Series", which is likely from the video game Fortnite. It says: "Show your style. Friends. Allies. Found family. A new icon for your banner. Introduced in Chapter 3, Season". It features a cartoonish rendering of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a purple hat and suit.

KIM💬

found these in my school

Three decorative birdcages are hanging from chains. Two white birds are sitting in two of the cages.

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A person walks down a path where many ducks are gathered. The text overlay says, "I found my purpose in life. Duck King!"

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

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