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Pankake

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a map of Ukraine with the text "Where we droppin' boys?" above it, and "Fortnite World War 3 - 22.2.2022 patch" below it.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

oh yes thats our boi- wait

The image shows a tweet that says "Everyone: *have fun*" and "Bakugou: *tries to kill*" above two panels from a manga. The first panel shows a group of people having fun. The second panel shows Bakugou looking angry with a fist clenched.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Heroin Monkey

Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a group of five Bionicle figures posed as if sitting at a table. Text at the top reads "Me and the boys making Bionicle memes". Text at the bottom reads "Me and the boys getting happy on the internet."

TechPriestGotDrip

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Why should you care

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

Willy b

Cross-section drawing of the Y-1561 implosion
sphere showing component placement.
Numbers in () indicate quantity of identical
components. Drawing is shown to scale.
(Author)
You happy???
A) 1773 EBW detonators inserted into brass
chimney sleves (32)
B) Comp B component of outer lens (32)
C) Cone-shaped Baratol component of outer
lens (32)
D) Comp B inner charge (32)
E) Removable aluminum pusher trap-door plug
screwed into upper pusher hemisphere
F) Aluminum pusher hemispheres (2)
G) Tuballoy (U-238) two-piece tamper plug
H) Pu-239 hemispheres (2)
I) Cork lining
J) 7-piece Duralumin sphere
K) Aluminum cups holding pusher hemispheres
together (4)
L) Polonium-Beryllium initiator
M) Tuballoy (U-238) tamper sphere
N) Boron plastic shell
O) Felt padding layer under lenses and inner
charges
"Atom Bombs: The Top Secret Inside Story of
Little Boy and Fat Man," 2003, p 140. John
Coster-Mullen drawing used with permission.
Jeim_batman_not_you

DADDY your boy sus alt ;)

my new alt am DADDY your boy sus

A sad anime girl with black hair covers her face with her hands.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Cosmo the Intern

The image shows a young boy with a green headband and several packages attached to his waist by a string. The text above the boy says "HEZBOLLAH BOYS" and the text below the boy says "THEY BLOW UP SO FAST".

Wade

People are insane

The image shows the face of Freddy Fazbear, a character from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game. Above Freddy's face is the text "Ngl, Ballon Boy is hot" and below that "Any sane person:".

Wade

Pulling up to the movie theater

The image shows a group of four animatronic characters from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF). The text above them reads 'ME AND THE BOYS' and below them 'WATCHING FNAF'. The characters have red eyes and smoke is around their faces. One of them, Freddy Fazbear, is holding a cigarette.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with text that reads 'PE teacher: Move Boys! Also PE teacher:' Above an image from the game Hollow Knight depicting a stout, rounded character with a sad expression.

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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LoserIsPro

who wood win

The image shows two cartoon characters: a red cube named Blocky and a blue character with the number four on its chest. The text says "Who would win?" Above Blocky, it reads: "A advertisement who pranks everyone." Above the blue character, it says: "One screechy boi."

Thoughtless

The image is a four-panel comic. The upper left panel shows a small stick figure on a rock outcropping saying in a speech bubble, "Not all dogs are good boys." The upper right panel shows a crowd of angry looking stick figures with weapons. The lower left panel shows the same stick figure on a rock saying, "Some are good girls." The lower right panel shows the crowd of stick figures now smiling.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel meme, comparing math functions and social interactions. The first panel is labeled "Taking to my x" and contains a chat bubble saying "Hi, what's up". The second panel is labeled "Taking to my y" and contains the same chat bubble, but oriented vertically. The third panel is labeled "Taking to my cosin" and shows a sinusoidal wave graph with a chat bubble overlay. The fourth panel is labeled "Me and the boys getting a tan" and shows a graphic of four bird-like figures with a horizontal line below them and a chart on the left side. The last panel is labeled "Me committing arcsin" and shows a graph of a logarithmic arc. The website address boredpanda.com is at the bottom of the image.

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