Are Memes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

Market

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Gamer

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Sigma

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Computer

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

Dark Humor

An image showing a screenshot of an internet forum thread. The first post from an anonymous user, dated 02/17/18, includes an image of an anime character and several lines of text in a cutesy style. The text says: "Good morning! :D You are good and lovely. :3 You have the ability. ^w^ I love you. x3 *huggles tightly* *wuggles* (wuv + huggles) *boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*". The second post, a reply from another anonymous user a few minutes later, states: "Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit suicide".

Teacher

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Cat

Oop

The image shows two cats, side by side. The cat on the left has an orange and white coat, with its eyes closed and a smile. The text above this cat reads: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". The cat on the right is the grumpy cat with a frown. The text above this cat reads: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED".

Gender

XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

Masturbation

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Answer

who are they, wrong answers only

An image of two animated characters, Goku and Vegeta, from the show Dragon Ball Z. Both are looking off into the distance. Goku is on the right with orange hair, orange gi, and a symbol on his chest. Vegeta is on the left with black spiky hair and blue armor.

Girl

Them asians are built diffrent

A meme showing two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon character with a big smile and on the right a woman with a wide smile. Text says "My girl wants to be flash for Halloween" and "I think this girl played in the film..." followed by "FUNNY MEMES" in large letters.

Rose

A scene from the cartoon Rick and Morty with four characters at a table. The text above the image says, "Roses are lame. Love is fake." Rick is talking and says, "Weddings are basically funerals with cake."

Cigarette

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

Mom

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Number

Let me know what your results are!

The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

A series of small drawings show the character Hornet from Hollow Knight in different situations. She is saying "SHAW!!!" in one. Another says "To Shaw... or not to Shaw..." Another has the text "This isn't a cookie...!" A text bubble says "No fingies". One drawing shows two Hornets stacked on top of each other. Another has the text "No voice to cry suffering." One has her sitting in a treasure chest, saying "SCHLURP." In the last, Hornet is standing in front of a taller character, with text saying "Kids, where did my Geo go? ...Are you even listening?"

Family

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".

View

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Boob

Damn.....

The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT

Dinosaur

A multi-paneled image. The top panel shows a diagram with arrows indicating the relationship between dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, and fossil fuels, and then from petroleum and polypropylene plastic to plastic dinosaurs. The bottom panel shows a couple lying in bed. The woman is looking at the man with a suspicious expression, with the caption "I bet he's thinking about other girls." The man is staring at the ceiling with the caption "Plastic Dinosaurs are real Dinosaurs."