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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme. The text reads: "Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:" Below the text is an image of Luigi's head overlaid on the shape of the state of Louisiana. The text "Luigiana" is to the right of the image.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A blonde woman is holding a white and blue humidifier to her nose and mouth as if it were a vape. The text says: "These vape mods are just fucking ridiculous now."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a comment on Pornhub. The comment reads: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."

Heroin Monkey

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

Unimportant Intelligence

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A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

Yugi

Priorities are straight

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order" above it. The search query starts with "justice for w", and the dropdown shows "justice for waluigi" above "justice for women".

CrackedRuby_alt

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

αmy

😏

A screenshot of a group chat in a messaging app. The chat includes the following messages: "Anyone going to garwood connectivity", "no", "be alone", "using 😂 after a normal sentence is so funny", "wanna go eat spaghetti", "I love children", "you guys are concerning", "Garwood???", "NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS", and "Anyone".

GG Miller

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Adolf kitler

A picture shows four adorable kittens in a cage. Above the kittens are the words "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED" and below are the words "YOU ARE FREN".

Wade

The image shows a comparison of how people asked "who are you" in different centuries. 19th century: "Who art thou", 20th century: "Who are you" and a scene from a video with two young men in it, labeled as the 21st century: "Who dat boy, who is him". The source "boredpanda.com" is visible in the lower right corner.

Advice

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

Thw white bread

But it's true (i made this meme)

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a gray-faced character with a neutral expression says, "Hey, how are-". In the second panel, a white-faced character with a surprised expression responds, "Mirrors don't break, they multiply". The third panel shows the gray-faced character with the same neutral expression, and the fourth panel shows the same character looking annoyed.

Chungus

Vhat is the meaning of dis

An image shows Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story running in front of a rainbow flag. Text on the image says "Lightyear GAY". An ad next to it says "Gay quiz. Are you gay? Take our gay quiz to find out."

CaptainEgg75

imagine

The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

IZABELLA💖💖

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A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

The image shows a Minecraft scene where a player has built a sign that says "Kool Kids Klub". Text above the image reads "Dad: Are you wining, son? Me:". Below the Minecraft image, there's a text that says "DEFINITELY".

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