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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A red background with multiple floating skulls depicted as sperm. One is on fire and is saying "I can't wait to grow up and own the libs like daddy." Another is saying "Hoss, we're in a Costco rotisserie chicken" with the Costco logo below.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon character with a red face, wearing sunglasses, and smiling is displayed in the center. The text below the cartoon reads: "so long suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A close-up image of a man with wide eyes and an open mouth. Above the man is the text "When your thing gets hawk tuah'd and spat on."
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    When bro calls me so i put
my phone in vibration mode
and shove it up my ass
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures side by side. The top picture is an anime character with red hair and a red jacket, looking off to the side. The bottom picture is a person with reddish-brown hair and a red jacket, looking directly at the camera. Below the bottom picture, there is text that says, "Got ready for school today and realized I accidentally dressed like Ayanokoji. Just shows how similar we are. I'm literally him.. (A manipulative bad@$$ that can and will control you.)"
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."
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  • Iluvhampsters :3
    1 year ago

    que?

    A black and white image of a person in the water. The text above the person reads "when you are losing an argument online so you make an alt account to try and sway the balance."
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  • Iluvhampsters :3
    1 year ago
    A photo of a shorse, a creature with the head of a shark and the body of a horse. The text above reads, "When the client wants to combine options 1 and 2." Below the image, it says "SHORSE". There's also the text "IG: @theuncountableagency" at the bottom of the image.
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  • sonicjokesmemesandposts
    1 year ago

    if i had 8 good women what does that mean

    A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago

    We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

    A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    3:06/11:47
i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The image is a collage of four squares. Top left: the Burger King logo. Top right: the McDonald's logo. Bottom left: the Communist symbol of the hammer and sickle. Bottom right: the Pizza Hut logo. Above the four squares is the text: "The combination of the colors Red and Yellow make people hungry."
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