Math jokes jokes

Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

Lawrence in maths ;)

Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!

High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

2 times 4 equals 18?

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.