Math jokes jokes
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.