Klingons jokes

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.