Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
The Milk Run Fail',"I'm gonna be the milkman! I'll leave them all abandoned! I'm gonna be the milkman, and bring the milk no more!" - Tom Lehrer probably (I've changed some of the lyrics). I swear I've heard that before, but I can't be 100%. This isn't meant to cause a problem, it's a joke, please do not be angry, ok? :) :) :)
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Listen up, nimrod. You ask if someone uses water instead of milk for cereal. Then, you drop the bomb: their dad dipped out to get milk and never came back. Get it? It's funny because it implies abandonment and the kid is stuck with a lame breakfast. You wouldn't get it.