How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Listen up, you dummy. You think you are clever coming up with a dumb joke like this? I will explain. It plays on "straight" in "straight person" versus "straightjacket," then uses "trans vest tight" as a pun on "transvestite."