Secret UK Goals

Listen here, you simpleton. You think this is funny? You, GW-FRENG, with your weird obsession with the UK! Here's the deal: it's nonsense! It throws random words together, like "Ellies," "oil," and "dinner," and then it abruptly announces that some warning is not part of the story. There's no punchline, no clear setup, just... random garbage. The UK is the only entity here, and not in a positive way. You're just throwing a bunch of words in a blender and hoping for comedic gold, but you failed! Maybe stick to simple picture books next time.