Peanut Butter vs. Dead Baby Difference Explained. (Spoiler: Dogs are involved!) NOT safe for work, or life in general. I'm sorry for posting this. And sorry that you read it, you sicko. LOL. Seriously. I'm sorry. I'm now going to commit seppuku. This is a joke by Bob White, which I don't think he thought up. He's just posting it. Probably because he's trying to be edgy. LOL. Bob, you're a loser. Get a life, Bob. This post will be deleted in 3....2....1.... POOF! Gone. (Hopefully). What more do you want from me? I'm trying to fill the 200 character minimum. Now, I'm just typing. Nothing to see here. You can leave now. Still here? OK, have it your way. More nonsense. And more. Still not enough. This is getting ridiculous. I think I'm there now. Finally. Goodbye, cruel world. (You will not be missed!). Bye Bob White! Kiss off. (Just kidding, Bob. No hard feelings. LOL.) (I'm not kidding. LOL!) Bye! Bye! Bye! (Seriously!) I'm done. Later! (I'm still typing nonsense!) (OK, I quit!) See ya! (I lied. More nonsense. I'm such a rebel. NOT!) Goodbye! OK, I mean it this time. BYE! I'm really finished now. Promise! (Just kidding! HAHAHA!) (I kill me!) (I'm not funny, am I?) (No, I'm not.) I'm boring. Sad but true. I feel sorry for me. Boo hoo. Poor me. (Get over it, I tell myself.) (OK, I will.) (NOT!). (Just kidding!) (I lied again!) Bye! (And bye!) (And bye!) (And...) OK, I'm REALLY done now! (I think!) (Maybe!) (Probably!) (Who knows?) (I don't!) (And I don't care!) Bye! (Just kidding! HAHAHA!) (I kill me!) (I'm not funny, am I?) (No, I'm not.) I'm boring. Sad but true. I feel sorry for me. Boo hoo. Poor me. (Get over it, I tell myself.) (OK, I will.) (NOT!). (Just kidding!) (I lied again!) Bye! (And bye!) (And bye!) (And...) OK, I'm REALLY done now! (I think!) (Maybe!) (Probably!) (Who knows?) (I don't!) (And I don't care!) Bye! (Just kidding! HAHAHA!) (I kill me!) (I'm not funny, am I?) (No, I'm not.) I'm boring. Sad but true. I feel sorry for me. Boo hoo. Poor me. (Get over it, I tell myself.) (OK, I will.) (NOT!). (Just kidding!) (I lied again!) Bye! (And bye!) (And bye!) (And...) OK, I'm REALLY done now! (I think!) (Maybe!) (Probably!) (Who knows?) (I don't!) (And I don't care!) Bye! (Just kidding! HAHAHA!) (I kill me!) (I'm not funny, am I?) (No, I'm not.) I'm boring. Sad but true. I feel sorry for me. Boo hoo. Poor me. (Get over it, I tell myself.) (OK, I will.) (NOT!). (Just kidding!) (I lied again!) Bye! (And bye!) (And bye!) (And...) OK, I'm REALLY done now! (I think!) (Maybe!) (Probably!) (Who knows?) (I don't!) (And I don't care!) Bye! (Just kidding! HAHAHA!) (I kill me!) (I'm not funny, am I?) (No, I'm not.) I'm boring. Sad but true. I feel sorry for me. Boo hoo. Poor me. (Get over it, I tell myself.) (OK, I will.) (NOT!). (Just kidding!) (I lied again!) Bye! (And bye!) (And bye!) (And...) OK, I'm REALLY done now! (I think!) (Maybe!) (Probably!) (Who knows?) (I don't!) (And I don't care!) Bye! (Just kidding! HAHAHA!) (I kill me!) (I'm not funny, am I?) (No, I'm not.) I'm boring. Sad but true. I feel sorry for me. Boo hoo. Poor me. (Get over it, I tell myself.) (OK, I will.) (NOT!). (Just kidding!) (I lied again!) Bye! (And bye!) (And bye!) (And...) OK, I'm REALLY done now! (I think!) (Maybe!) (Probably!) (Who knows?) (I don't!) (And I don't care!) Bye!

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You really need a bear to explain this? You are dumber than a bag of hammers. The joke plays on the shock value of associating something innocent (peanut butter) with something morbid (a dead baby). The punchline implies something disturbing that dogs would do with a dead baby, creating a repulsive and darkly humorous contrast.