Orphan's Cereal Choice Reflects Hopeful Waiting for Dad 's Milk Return That Never Comes Due to Death or Abandonment of the Parent or Parents of the Child, Thus Leaving the Juvenile Without Parental Support Forever and Ever, Amen or Awoman or Other Variant, Pronoun or Choice Thereof, So Help Me God or Higher Power or Not, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Or Other Idols, Real, Virtual, or Fictional, And So On and So Forth, With No End in Sight, As Far as the Eye Can See, Or Cannot See, or Is Blinded By, Such As A Flashbang or Other Device of Such Nature, Or Is Metaphorically Used, Such as, But Not Limited To The Song By Manfred Mann's Earth Band or Other Reference With the Word Blinded In It's Title or Lyrics etc. etc. etc. but I digress, and therefore, the orphan remains in place, without his milk, forever.

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You're probably the kinda guy who still uses training wheels. This joke is dark as heck. See, it's funny 'cause the orphan is waiting for his dad to bring the milk, but since he's an orphan, his dad ain't comin' back! Get it now, Einstein?

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