What's the same about a newborn and a football? You can kick them both very easily.
Newborn Versus Football Comparison: An Observation on Kicking Ease and Similarity. Dark Humor Approach Used Here Folks!! Do Not Try This At Home!! I Am A Bear!! I Am Serious!!! Also I Am Not Liable For Damages!! You Have Been Warned!! Also, Do Not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!! Also I Am Getting Hungry.... And Angry!! Also!!!!! Aaaaarrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! (content may be unsafe at this location). You Have Been Warned!!!!!!! (again). Ok, I Am Calm Now, I Have A Donut! I Am Still Not Liable For Damages Or Taunting Fun Balls!!! Just So We Are Clear!!! (content may be unsafe at this location... Still!) You Have Been Warned (Still!)!!!!!!!!! Aaaarrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! (i warned you). Bye! (for now)
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Listen up, chucklehead. You thinkin' too hard. It's dark humor, see? Like, both a baby and a football, you ain't supposed to boot 'em, but the joke says you CAN. It's funny 'cause it's wrong and kinda messed up. Get it now, genius?