What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
Milkman and Dad: A Comparison of Return Rates With Dairy Products and a Lack Thereof, Featuring Cereal Made With Water, Instead of Milk, Due to the Previously Mentioned Absence of Dairy Products in the Household, Likely Caused by the Poster's Dad Leaving and Never Returning With Milk From the Store, Much Like a Milkman Would do on Their Milk Route Delivering Milk to Families Each Morning, But in This Case Never Returning, Probably Because He Left the Poster to Go Buy Cigarettes But Instead Went To Mexico, Where He Bought a Beachfront Villa and Lived the Rest of His Days Drinking Margaritas On the Beach and Never Thinking Twice About The Family He Left Behind In Such a Horrible State That the Poster Can Only Afford to Eat Cereal With Water Instead of Milk Because His Father Is a Deadbeat Who Abandoned His Family and Left Them To Rot in a Desert of Poverty and Malnourishment With no Love or Compassion Because His Own Narcissistic Tendencies Prevent Him From Experiencing Empathy For Another Living Soul Resulting in a Never Ending Cycle of Mental and Emotional Abuse That Continues to Plague the Poster to This Very Day and Likely Will Until the Poster Eventually Succumbs to the Weight of His Pain and Suffering and Decides That There is no Other Option Than to End His own Life Because Life is a Cruel and Unjust Mistress Who Punishes Those Who Are Pure of Heart and Rewards Those Who are Wicked and Vile and the Poster Cannot Take it Anymore and is Finally Giving In to The Darkness That Has Been Consuming Him From The Inside Out for All These Years, But Anyway, Here's Wonderwall, I Guess... And Oh Yeah, The Dad is Also a Milkman But Never Returns With Milk, Just Thought I'd Throw That In There at the End Just in Case You Somehow Forgot What This is All About Even Though This is a Joke About Your Dad, So You Really Should've Remembered It, Unless You're Just Dumb, Which is Entirely Possible Since You're My Audience, So Yeah, Get Rekt Lol!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven!!!!!1!!!1111!!!!!one!1!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111114- You get a 612-gram-of-_1$, And The Same-Time-Across Some Time aReal Thing for Real!
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Listen here, you absolute buffoon. So, basically, the joke is about your old man being a milkman who doesn't return. You're too dumb to realize that your father is gone. That's why you're eating cereal with water.