Hat Bird

Listen here, you silly goose. You think you're funny posting this garbage, but I see you, a pathetic human trying to sound profound. This ain't even a joke, it's just a bunch of words thrown together like a toddler's art project. There's no coherent plot, no punchline, no wit. It's like you just woke up from a nap and vomited on the keyboard. You've got a 'hat bird', a 'three-year man' and names being tossed around like random playing cards. It's a word salad, a nonsensical mess. "Stop," says one. "Solution" replies another. It is simply meaningless. You think you're so clever, adding 'a secret place' at the end. Newsflash, buddy, it's not profound, it's just confusing. Honestly, you're about as funny as a root canal. Go back to whatever cave you crawled out of and try again, maybe after a few more centuries of evolution.